1. I clearly need a job

    Sorry I never use my tumblr. Wait, who the fuck do I think I’m talking to? Nobody reads this shit!

    Anyways, it has become startlingly apparent that I need a job. My life has descended into a haze of making rage comics and sparkling animated GIF files (henceforth known as Blingees.) 

    As I ran out of ideas to narcissistically paste onto a flattering picture of myself, my awesome head will now start posting whatever the fuck I damn well feel like it will. Have a good time with it. Here’s what I’ve got so far:

    At age 27, I obviously am not mature enough to handle the news.

    At age 27, I obviously am not mature enough to handle the news.

    I <3 Weiners

    Yes, I felt that nothing could explain my feelings for Weiner more than a fucking Twilight Quote. According to the most frightening website I’ve seen since I saw these fucking latex baby masks, “And so the lion fell in love with the lamb”, can be found on page 274 of Twilight by Stephanie Meyers. 

    I made this one for Leigh, nay, I made it for HUMANITY!

    I made the above photo for Leigh, nay, for MANKIND!

     
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